by-the-tongs-and-by-the-hammer:
Greatest porn intro ever
This porno is also insanely hot. At least, its insanely hot if you like really rough sex and you can manage to stop laughing.
Will never NOT reblog this.
I see this and I think of the first night I met my exboyfriend. XD We watched this porno, me, him, our mutual friend, and their mutual friend… so much awkward. I was the only girl. I was INCREDIBLY UNCOMFORTABLE!
what t HE FUCK
THOSE LEMON STEALING WHORES
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Reblog if you utterly and without hesitation support gay rights
*All rights for all orientations and genders.
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There’s something I’m missing. Something really close, staring me right in the face and I can’t see it. Rose would know. A friend of mine, Rose. Right now, she’d say exactly the right thing.
Ansel Elgort offered lead in ‘The Fault in Our Stars’ opposite Shailene Woodley
Hazel has found her Gus!
Ansel Elgort has been offered the role of Augustus Waters—the male lead opposite Shailene Woodley—in the eagerly anticipated adaptation of John Green’s The Fault in Our Stars,directed by Josh Boone. Green’s beloved, best-selling book is a love story that is equal parts funny, sweet, and heartbreaking in its telling of Hazel and Gus, two teens who meet in a cancer support group. (EW had it on the Best Fiction of 2012 list)
“Ansel is whip-smart and uber-charismatic and everything I dreamed for Augustus Waters,” John Green tells EW in an exclusive statement. “I am by nature a cautious pessimist, but I’ll just say it: Now that we have Shailene and Ansel, I am completely, unreservedly psyched about this movie.”(from Entertainment Weekly)
i broke my finger today but on the other hand i am completely fine
